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Harry Potter
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Ficlet: "Artist in Relief" (Trace by Sam Starbuck) NC-17
Hannah Writing [Wonder Boys]
[info]whatnotastic
Title: Artist in Relief
Author: [info]tjs_whatnot
Fandom: Trace by Sam Starbuck
Characters: Colin/Noel
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,000 words
Summary: Colin tries to find a way for Noel to feel pleasure as well as pain.
Notes: Tiny fandom, what. I’d like to say it’s not important to have read the book first, but it would be a lie. The premise isn’t well explained for those who aren’t familiar with it. But, you should, really, really read the book anyway. It is glorious. I only hope to highlight its true magnificence, never match it. ♥ Written for [info]mmom and because I have a slight thing for Tattoo!porn ♥♥

Artist in Relief )
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Fic: "A Living Conspiracy Theory" (White Collar/Harry Potter Crossover) PG-13
Hannah Writing [Wonder Boys]
[info]whatnotastic
Title: A Living Conspiracy Theory
Fandoms: White Collar and Harry Potter
Characters: Mozzie/Luna Lovegood with brief appearances by Harry Potter, Mr. Jeffries, Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke and the FBI Surveillance van.
Word Count: 6,000
Rating: PG-13
Warning: A/U obviously and somewhat improbably set-up to get those two crazy kids together.
Summary: When Teddy goes missing in Detroit, what they need is a Dentist.
Author’s Notes: Written for [info]ragdoll who foolishly humored me one night while intoxicated and asking for ridiculous prompts. I hope you enjoy it darling. ♥ Beta read by [info]tailoredshirt all remaining mistakes are mine.

A Living Conspiracy Theory )
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Ficlet: "Winning" Severus Snape, gen, PG-13
Hannah Writing [Wonder Boys]
[info]whatnotastic
Title: Winning
Character: Severus Snape
Word Count: 600
Warning: None
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Severus goes to his childhood home once more, this time prepared for battle.
Author's Notes: Written for [info]pennswoods and inspired by her piece of art "Fame, Glory, Death".


Winning )

Ficlet: "Keep Me In Your Heart, I'll Stay There Forever" Luna, GEN, PG
Hannah Writing [Wonder Boys]
[info]whatnotastic
Title:Keep Me In Your Heart, I'll Stay There Forever
Character: Luna Lovegood
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,200
Summary: Luna reflects on magic and friends...
Author's Note: Title and a few quotes in the text taken from A.A. Milne's "Winnie the Pooh."

Keep Me In Your Heart, I'll Stay There Forever )
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Ficlet: There's No Need in Overstaying Your Welcome (River Phoenix/Keanu Reeves) PG-13
Hannah Writing [Wonder Boys]
[info]whatnotastic
Title: There's No Need in Overstaying Your Welcome
Fandom: RPF
Characters: River/Keanu
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,300
Author's Notes: Originally written as a Yuletide Treat. Beta'd by [info]redsnake05
Summary: "When I die it'll be a glorious day. It`ll probably be a waterfall."

--River Phoenix

Sadly, it wasn't glorious or a waterfall, but when Keanu gets a chance to have one more moment, he gets the closure he needed.


There's No Need in Overstaying Your Welcome )
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Ficlet: The Family You Make (Sports Night/West Wing Crossover) PG-13
Hannah Writing [Wonder Boys]
[info]whatnotastic
Title: The Family You Make
Fandom: Sports Night/West Wing
Character: Dan Rydell and Josh Lyman
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,000
Summary: Dan Rydell took a long time to come to the realization that it's the family you created that meant the most. A ridiculously long time all things considered.
Author's Note: Originally written as a Yuletide treat.

The Family You Make )
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Fic: "This is Not that Sort of Story" (Wonder Boys) PG-13
Hannah Writing [Wonder Boys]
[info]whatnotastic
Title: This is Not that Sort of Story
Fandom: Wonder Boys
Characters: Grady Tripp and Terry Crabtree
Rating: PG-13 for language and drug use
Word Count: 2,000
Summary: Their entire relationship, through it all, had been about story, the need to tell it and the need to perfect it.
Author's Notes: Originally written for Yuletide. Beta read by [info]redsnake05


This is Not that Sort of Story )
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Fic: "Anointing Day" (Moaning Myrtle/Grey Lady/Nearly Headless Nick) NC-17
Hannah Writing [Wonder Boys]
[info]whatnotastic
Title: Anointing Day
Characters/Pairings: Moaning Myrtle/Grey Lady/Nearly Headless Nick, Original mermaid/Original merman, mention of Rowena Ravenclaw/Helga Hufflepuff
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Included: Threesome, first time, voyeurism
Word Count: 3,800
Summary/Description: It is a special day when a Merperson reaches maturity and takes its first swim as an adult. For the ghosts of Hogwarts it’s one of the only experiences that allows them to be alive, to have desires and to feel.
Author's Notes: Originally written for Daily Deviant's Kinky Kristmas. Beta read by the delightful [info]kaalee; all remaining mistakes are my own.

Anointing Day )
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Ficlet: Subterfuge (Sherlock/John) Sherlock Holmes, PG-13
Hannah Writing [Wonder Boys]
[info]whatnotastic
Title: Subterfuge
Fandom Sherlock Holmes
Characters/Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: drunkiness
Word Count: 800
Summary: John picks the exact worst time to confess...

Subterfuge )

Fic: "Spoon Full of Sugar" (White Collar: Peter and Neal friendship) PG-13
Hannah Writing [Wonder Boys]
[info]whatnotastic
Title: Spoon Full of Sugar
Characters: Peter and Neal
Genre: Gen, friendship
Summary: Two guys walk into a bar and share secrets.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,600
Author Notes: I don't know why exactly, but I've always wanted a fic where Neal takes care of children-- more specifically, Peter and El's children. And while that doesn't exactly happen yet here, it could someday. Beta read by [info]tailoredshirt, all remaining mistakes are all mine. Written for [info]destinyjadams at [info]collarcorner's Surprise Fic Exchange. I hope you like it!



Spoon Full of Sugar )
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Fic: "Percy's Best Lesson" (HP--GEN) R
Hannah Writing [Wonder Boys]
[info]whatnotastic
Title:Percy’s Best Lesson
Fandom: Harry Potter
Character/Pairing: Percy Weasley
Genre: Gen
Rating: R
Word Count: 5,800
Summary: "His older self had taught his younger self a language which the older self knew because the younger self, after being taught, grew up to be the older self and was, therefore, capable of teaching."
— Robert A. Heinlein

Warning: masturbation (sort of), shoddy science, sketchy understanding of how exactly the space-time continuum works.
Author's Notes: LOL so I had this idea for this story and I was super excited and was telling this friend all about it. I went into great details about all the awesome it was going to be and how it was just going to open doors to all fictions to come (seriously, there was hand gestures and everything!) And she sat there listening politely, waiting for me to finish, then she leaned over and gently broke it to me, "I don't think that's how Time-Turners work." So, yeah... thank GOD for this fandom's canon being so, what's the word? Flexible? All of this nonsense was written for [info]shes_gone who said: "I feel like Percy is just really worried about knowing what he's doing when he loses his virginity, so he uses a time turner to fuck himself. I hope you like it, sweetie. ♥♥ Thanks [info]lelek for being awesome, all surviving mistakes are all my own.





Percy's Best Lesson )

Ficlet: "Money Well Spent" (Neal Caffrey) Gen, NC-17
Hannah Writing [Wonder Boys]
[info]whatnotastic
Title: Money Well Spent
Character: Neal Caffrey
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Masturbation
Word Count: 600
Summary: Neal wasn't prepared for how it would feel to earn the clothes on his back.
Author's Note: Originally written for the prompt: Sometimes Neal just stands in his closet and stares at his beautiful suits. Bonus if they turn him on and he masturbates to the sight of them in [info]tailoredshirt's Suit and Uniform Kink Meme. Thanks [info]tailoredshirt!




Money Well Spent )

Fic: "...Until your fingers bleed" Snape/Lupin, Albus/Teddy (unrequited) NC-17
Hannah Writing [Wonder Boys]
[info]whatnotastic
Title: ...Until your fingers bleed
Characters/Pairings: Snape/Lupin, Albus/Teddy unrequited, Teddy/Victoire
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: voyeurism, masturbation, anal sex and slightly disparaging comments about Hufflepuff, sorry ‘Puffs!
Word Count: 10k
Summary/Description: Albus Severus hadn’t gone looking for what he found. He was just sent to get the entertainment for Teddy’s stag party.
Author's Notes: Title taken from Melissa Etheridge’s “Silent Legacy.” Thank you so much to [info]atdelphi and [info]redsnake05 for your amazing level of awesome. All
remaining mistakes are my own.

Originally written for Daily Deviant way back in April.

...Until your fingers bleed )
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Fanmix Exchange: "All Access" (Bandom)
Hannah Writing [Wonder Boys]
[info]whatnotastic
Second Submission for [info]lemniciate's Mixtape Exchange.

I chose to do a mix to [info]kat_lair's story Access All Areas (or: How Spencer Smith Got His Groove Back). P!atD's Spencer/Ryan. *sigh*

It was LOVELY! ♥_____♥ I love when I find bandom stories were it's not 100% necessary that I know anything about the bands or who the members of said bands are... I LOVE when the author fills in the details, or (even better) when the author takes the characters and creates an entire world for them and makes them original and fully fleshed ON THE PAGE! But let's get to the music:

All Access Fanmix (link and track list) )

Enjoy!

**This is where I tell you that I hope you discover a new song or two and if you like it, to go find the artist and BUY some of their stuff. ♥♥

Fic and Mix: "Soundtrack to Ron Weasley's Lost Year" PG-13
Hannah Writing [Wonder Boys]
[info]whatnotastic
Written and compiled for [info]lemniciate's Mixtape Exchange for [info]sorrylatenew's prompt "Songs Ron Weasley would love if properly introduced to Muggle music.

I think the Muggle music that Ron Weasley would listen to would hugely be contingent on who introduced him to it. So, I got to thinking:

~The Soundtrack to Ron Weasley's Lost Year~

||LINK to DOWNLOAD||



1. The Way You Look Tonight performed by Frank Sinatra

Arthur )



2. Lovesong performed by The Cure
3. All You Need is Love performed by The Beatles


Hermione )



4. Don't Panic performed by Coldplay

Harry )



5. Tattoo performed by The Who

Charlie )



6. Way of the Sun performed by Flatfoot 56

Gideon Crumb )



7. Kiss with a Fist performed by Florence and the Machine

Draco )



8. Little Lion Man performed by Mumford and Sons

Patrick the Muggle )



9. Good Days and Bad Days performed by Kaiser Chiefs
10. Use Someone performed by Bats for Lashes


Ron )
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Ficlet: "The Room of Respite" (Neville/Luna) R
Hannah Writing [Wonder Boys]
[info]whatnotastic
Title: The Room of Respite
Characters/Pairing: Neville/Luna
Rating: R
Word Count: 2,000
Genre: movie!canon, romance, hurt/comfort, angst.
Warning: Shameful fade to black...
Summary: Just for this moment let’s forget the world around us.
Author's Notes: Written for CampNano for [info]lena3 who asked for "Movie Canon - Neville/Luna! What happens after?" Thanks to [info]atdelphi and [info]stillicides for all their beta help! One day I will conquer my fear of commas, but until then, their help was essential and very much appreciated! All remaining mistakes are all my own.


The Room of Respite )

Ficlet: "What She Sees" (Charles/Erik) X-Men First Class NC-17
Hannah Writing [Wonder Boys]
[info]whatnotastic
Title: What She Sees
Author: [info]tjs_whatnot
Characters/Pairing: Charles/Erik, Raven
Rating: NC-17
Genre: PWP
Warning: voyeurism
Word Count: 625
Summary: She just needed to know. Know what it was like, what Charles was like when he lost control, when he let his guard down, when he allowed himself to feel


What She Sees )
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Fic: "Somewhere is a Relative Term" Glitch/Raw (Tinman) R
Hannah Writing [Wonder Boys]
[info]whatnotastic
Title: Somewhere is a Relative Term
Fandom: Tinman
Pairing: Glitch/Raw
Rating: R
Genre: hurt/comfort
Word Count: 4500
Summary: It is said that all stories have happy endings if you end them in the right place. Some people though, just don’t know when to leave well enough alone. I am one of those people. I imagine you are too.
Notes: For [info]r_grayjoy for [info]help_japan. There is also a fanmix of a bunch of songs that seemed relevant to me. Click on the titles if you'd like to own the song. ♥


Somewhere is a Relative Term Fanmix )


~o~O~o~


Somewhere is a Relative Term )

Fic: "Ace Up the Sleeve" (White Collar/Fringe Crossover) PG-13
Hannah Writing [Wonder Boys]
[info]whatnotastic
Title: Ace Up the Sleeve
Author: [info]tjs_whatnot
Fandom: White Collar/Fringe crossover
Characters: Diana Barrigan, Peter Burke, Astrid Farnsworth and Philip Broyles
Rating: PG-13/Gen
Spoilers: Spoilers for White Collar up to premiere of S.3 and Fringe Season 2 as well as Episode 319. that is IMHO the very BEST episode and was the launching point of this whole story.
Word Count: 2,300
Summary: Peter Burke learns the hard way to never bet against Fringe Division.
Notes: Written from [info]yeomanrand's prompt at [info]smallfandomfest, and since I don't know if there are too many people who watch both shows, I really hope they enjoy it. :)



Ace Up the Sleeve )
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Fic: "The Pitfalls of the Long Con" (White Collar) PG-13
Hannah Writing [Wonder Boys]
[info]whatnotastic
Title: The Pitfalls of the Long Con
Characters: Peter, Neal, Elizabeth, Mozzie, Alex, Keller, Diana and Jones
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Mostly gen with a tug to OT3 in parts.
Word Count: 4,200
Warning: Spoilers for season two finale. More than likely AU
Summary: Peter struggles with Neal's disappearance and the mounting questions that arise, most specifically, was Neal playing Peter all along?
Author’s Notes: This was just the bunny that bit me almost immediately after the show ended. A bit of a “What If” scenario.


The Pitfalls of the Long Con )

Drabble: "Becoming Observant" (Peter Bishop) PG
Hannah Writing [Wonder Boys]
[info]whatnotastic
Title: Becoming Observant
Character: Peter Bishop
Rating: PG
Word Count: 185
Warning: SPOILER for season finale.
Summary: Peter gets an offer he can't refuse.


Becoming Observant )

Drabble: "Trust Issues" (Peter Burke) GEN, PG
Hannah Writing [Wonder Boys]
[info]whatnotastic
Title: Trust Issues
Character: Peter Burke
Rating: PG
Word Count: 250
Summary: Peter reflects on what it is to trust.


Trust Issues )

Drabble: "Cards Don't Lie" (Neal Caffrey) PG-13
Hannah Writing [Wonder Boys]
[info]whatnotastic
Title: Cards Don't Lie
Character: Neal Caffrey
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 450
Summary: Sent to a fortune teller to get information, Neal discovers he is the one giving too much away.

Cards Don't Lie )

Fic: "Ritual of Becoming" (Poppy Pomfrey/Molly Weasley) NC-17
Hannah Writing [Wonder Boys]
[info]whatnotastic
Title: Ritual of Becoming
Author: [info]tjs_whatnot
Characters/Pairings: Poppy/Molly
Rating: NC-17
Kinks/Themes Chosen: Alternate Pairing
Other Warnings: Infidelity
Word Count: 6,700
Summary: Molly had lofty ideas of what being in the inner circle of the Order would mean, she just didn’t think it would be more of the same. What she wants is to be needed by someone who appreciates her. Poppy has always appreciated her.

Originally written for Insane Journal's Daily Deviant and can be found here

Ritual of Becoming )
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