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ETA: As of April 2014, all of my fics will be archived at A03 only (unless for a fest hosted elsewhere) and linked here on the journal and at this masterlist.

White Collar Masterlist
Hannah Writing [Wonder Boys]
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Oldest to Newest, all pairings, genres and ratings:

</b>Cards Don't Lie Gen, (Neal Caffrey), 450 Words, PG-13

Trust Issues Gen, (Peter Burke), 250 Words, PG

The Pitfalls of the Long Con Mostly Gen, (Neal, Peter, Elizatbeth) 4,200 Words, PG-13

Peter struggles with Neal's disappearance and the mounting questions that arise, most specifically, was Neal playing Peter all along?

Ace Up the Sleeve Crossover with Fringe, Gen, Characters: Broyles, Burke, Farnsworth, Barrigan, 2,300 Words, PG-13

Peter Burke learns the hard way to never bet against Fringe Division.

Money Well Spent GEN, (Neal) 600 Words, NC-17

Neal wasn't prepared for how it would feel to earn the clothes on his back.

Spoon Full of Sugar GEN, Peter and Neal, 2,600 Words, PG-13

Two guys walk into a bar and share secrets.

A Living Conspiracy Theory Crossover with Harry Potter(Mozzie/Luna Lovegood), 6,000 Words, PG-13

When Teddy goes missing in Detroit, what they need is a Dentist.

Story Time Peter/Neal, 1,080 Words, R

Neal Caffrey likes to hear about art heists, but there's something he likes to hear even more...

We All Have Our Things Peter/Elizabeth/Neal, 2,650 Words, NC-17

El REALLY doesn't like facial hair.

Calling in His Marker Neal and Peter, 1,369 Words, PG-13

Neal has made a lot of deals with God, this one is different.

Worth Every Penny Peter/El, 906 Words, R

El teaches Peter what to look for when choosing a tie.

Time and Place Peter/Neal, 915 Words, PG-13

Don't start what you don't want to finish.

Experiment Gone Horribly Wrong Peter, Neal and Mozzie, 1450 Words, PG-13

Neal was just going to go ahead and blame Mozzie for what happened...

Smile Like You Mean It Peter/El/Neal, 15k Words, NC-17

Neal has loved, and been loved a lot in his life. Through it all, he has learned there are a lot of things he will do to get the affection he craves. When he falls in love with Peter and Elizabeth and they reciprocate, he discovers that he doesn't have to do anything he doesn't want to get what he wants. If only he can convince Peter that he isn't, in fact, broken.

Puppy Training Peter/El/Neal, PG-13, 850 Words

It all starts with a night time wander...

Road Trip with Uncle Mozzie (Mozzie and El GEN) PG, 1,100 Words

El and Mozzie share a mutual enjoyment for movies and road trip shenanigans.

Burning Day (Mozzie) PG, 600 Words

Like a snake sheds skin, Mozzie shed lives, easy and painless.

Usually...


A Rose by Any Other Name GEN, PG, 700 Words

Uncle Mozzie has a new generation to mentor...

Variations on a Theme (Peter/El/Neal) NC-17, 1,800 Words

One night. Three separated lovers remember better times...

Message in a Bottle (Neal/Alex) NC-17, 1,600 Words

There are many ways to celebrate after a successful heist. Neal pines for the way it was between he and Alex...

Random Fandom Masterlist
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Random Fandoms
Random Fandoms: The Breakfast Club, Dawson's Creek, Doctor Who, Firefly, Fringe, House, Inkheart, Magic Mike XXL, RPF, Sherlock Holmes, Sorkin, Star Trek, The Sparrow, Tinman, Twilight, Wonder Boys and XMFC


The Breakfast Club:


Isn't Life Swell (John/Brian) 7,500 words, R

Through the years Brian and John are often times there for each other...

Nevermind Monday (Alison/Claire), 1,700 Words, R

Some things you want no matter what they mean in the end...

The World Starts at Sunrise (John and Allison) 7,500 Words, R

Allison might not be the ride John wanted, but she is the one he needed.

Dawson’s Creek:


Springs Eternal (Joey/Pacey) 1,800 Words, PG-13

Pacey Witter is a breast-man, no one knows that more than his wife.

Same Time Next Year (Pacey/Jen) 9,000 Words, NC-17

Three years later, Pacey and Jen renegotiate the Friends With Benefits agreement.

Doctor Who


Raggedy Man Amelia Pond and Rory Williams, GEN, 500 Words

"He was just a game. We were kids. You made me dress up as him."

The Air of Arcadia 11/River, R, 1,200 Words.

There are many filled pages in their little blue book. This is the story of one...

None More Than Me 11/River, R, 785 Words.

The Doctor spends some ~quality~ time with his TARDIS and his imagination.

Firefly/Serenity


Two Cents Worth (Mal/Wash) 2,500 Words, R

When Wash goes to Mal for advice to how to get Zoe’s attention, he gets more than he bargains for.

Fringe


Ace Up the Sleeve Crossover with White Collar, Gen, Characters: Broyles, Burke, Farnsworth, Barrigan, 2,300 Words, PG-13

Peter Burke learns the hard way to never bet against Fringe Division.

Becoming Observant Gen, (Peter Bishop) 185 Words, PG

House M.D. (A House/Harry Potter Crossover)


Everyone Lies Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley and Gregory House, 3,800 Words, PG

A man who is convinced that everyone lies finally has to believe in magic when he meets a man who must not tell them. Together they work to save the one person Harry can't live without.

Inkheart Series


Tell Me a Story Gen, Characters: Brianna and Violenta, 350 Words, PG

A Story of Meetings Gen, Mo/Silvertongue/The Blue Jay and Dustfinger, 225 Words, PG

Island of the Blue Dolphin


We Gather On this Day (Karana as seen from the POV of her animal companions/family) 1,114 Words, G

Sometimes it's not the tribe you are born into, it's the one you create when all is lost.

Magic Mike XXL


The Zen of Losing Everything (Ken/Richie) NC-17, 4,200 Words

The Outsiders


Connections (Darrel Curtis and Ponyboy Curtis) 287 Words, G

Darry tries to find ways to be there for his brother, whether Ponyboy knows it or not.

Real People Fiction


There's No Need in Overstaying Your Welcome (River Phoenix/Keanu Reeves) 1,300 words, PG-13

"When I die it`ll be a glorious day. It`ll probably be a waterfall."

--River Phoenix

Sadly, it wasn't glorious or a waterfall, but when Keanu gets a chance to have one more moment, he gets the closure he needed.


Sherlock Holmes (all variations)


Inconcievable (Holmes/Adler)FIRST MOVIE 225 Words, PG-13

Subterfuge (John/Sherlock) SECOND MOVIE 800 Words, PG-13

John picks the exact worst time to confess...

Commonest of Deductions (Sherlock/John)BBC NC-17

If John didn’t want him there, he would do a better job of concealing, that’s the commonest of deductions, Sherlock thinks.

You Do Something to Me Irene Adler|Jamie Moriarty/Sherlock Holmes, Jamie Moriarty|Irene Adler/Joan Watson (Elementary), NC-17 1,100 Words.

Joan has a thing for intelligence. It hadn't been a problem before... then she found the letters.

Shelter


Tangled Up in Blue Shaun/Zach, NC-17, 4,400 Words.

Shaun allows Zach to live out a dream. Zach has really, really good dreams.

All Things Sorkin


The Family You Make (Sports Night/West Wing Crossover) Dan Rydell and Josh Lyman, GEN, PG-13, 1,000 words.

Dan Rydell took a long time to come to the realization that it's the family you created that meant the most. A ridiculously long time all things considered.

Muted The Newsroom, Sloan Sabbith and Don Keefer, GEN, R, 900 Words.

Sloan wonders what the fuck she's doing there. Don listens...

Bedside Confessions The West Wing, (Josh/Donna) PG, 2k Words

There is nothing like a hospital bed to bring out the truth.

Star Trek


Intergalatic Relations (Spock/Uhura) 140 Words, PG-13

The Sparrow


Forgive Me Father Emilio Sandoz GEN, 160 Words, PG

Tinman


Somewhere is a Relative Term Glitch/Raw, 4,500 Words, R

It is said that all stories have happy endings if you end them in the right place. Some people though, just don’t know when to leave well enough alone. I am one of those people. I imagine you are too. (hurt/comfort)

Trace by Sam Starbuck


Artist in Relief Colin/Noel, 1,000 Words, NC-17

Twilight


The Last Summer (Edward/Bella) 350 Words, PG-13


Wonder Boys


Giants Fall (Hannah Green) GEN, 2,000 Words, PG-13

In one long weekend, Hannah realizes that was never the person, it was the stories they told.

This is Not that Sort of Story (Grady Tripp and Terry Crabtree) GEN, 2,000 Words, PG-13

Their entire relationship, through it all, had been about story, the need to tell it and the need to perfect it.


X-Men:First Class


What She Sees (Erik/Charles, Raven) 625 Words, NC-17

She just needed to know. Know what it was like, what Charles was like when he lost control, when he let his guard down, when he allowed himself to feel.

Masterlist of Harry Potter Fics
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Ficlet: Message in a Bottle (White Collar Neal/Alex) NC-17
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Message in a Bottle (1597 words) by tjs_whatnot
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Neal Caffrey/Alex Hunter
Characters: Neal Caffrey, Alex Hunter
Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
Summary:

There are many ways to celebrate after a successful heist. Neal pines for the way it was between he and Alex...


Fic: A Study in Something of Some Color (HP/Sherlock Holmes Fusion)
Hannah Writing [Wonder Boys]
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Written for June 2016's firewhiskeyfic fest. I'm just linking to the fest, because posting it over here (or on Ao3) will just make me super twitchy to fix it, and the drunkenness was most of the fun... though it did win for Most Coherent, so I don't know just how much drunkenness shone through... oh well.

Title: A Study in Something of Some Color
Author: tjs_whatnot
I am of legal drinking age in my region: yes
Pairing(s)/Characters/Fandom: Neville, Snape, Harry (Neville/Snape if you already ship Johnlock *g*)
Challenge: Neville (the rest fell by the wayside pretty fast)
Summary: Neville needs a flatmate (and a life)
Rating/Warnings: R (maybe)
Word count: 2,775
Author's Notes (if any): This took a 3 day binder. That’s not unhealthy, right? RIGHT?!?!

A Study in Something of Some Color

Ficlet: Variations on a Theme ( White Collar, P/E/N) NC-17
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Variations on a Theme (1673 words) by tjs_whatnot
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Elizabeth Burke/Peter Burke/Neal Caffrey
Characters: Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke, Neal Caffrey
Additional Tags: Merry Month of Masturbation Challenge, Angst, Masturbation
Summary:

One night. Three separated lovers remember better times...


Ficlet: A Rose by Any Other Name (White Collar, GEN) PG
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A Rose by Any Other Name (719 words) by tjs_whatnot
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Mozzie (White Collar), Diana Berrigan, Peter Burke, Neal Burke, Theo Berrigan
Summary:

Uncle Mozzie has a new generation to mentor...


Ficlet: For Science (Remus/Luna) NC-17
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For Science (1428 words) by tjs_whatnot
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Luna Lovegood/Remus Lupin
Characters: Remus Lupin, Luna Lovegood
Additional Tags: Drug-Induced Sex, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
Summary:

Luna likes to experiment. Sometimes there are side effects she doesn't plan on, and sometimes they are the best part.


Fic: My Familiar (Remus Lupin and Minerva McGonagall) GEN, PG
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My Familiar (2221 words) by tjs_whatnot
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Remus Lupin & Minerva McGonagall
Characters: Remus Lupin, Minerva McGonagall
Summary:

The animal in Minerva comforts the animal in Remus and it is enough... for them both.


Ficlet: Burning Day (Mozzie) PG
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Burning Day (590 words) by tjs_whatnot
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Mozzie (White Collar)
Additional Tags: run the con, Angst
Summary:

Like a snake sheds skin, Mozzie shed lives, easy and painless.

Usually...


Ficlet: Road Trip with Uncle Mozzie (Mozzie and El) G
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Road Trip with Uncle Mozzie (1106 words) by tjs_whatnot
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Elizabeth Burke (White Collar), Mozzie (White Collar)
Additional Tags: Road Trips
Summary:

El and Mozzie share a mutual enjoyment for movies and road trip shenanigans.


Fic: Bedside Confessions (TWW Josh/Donna) PG
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Bedside Confessions (2030 words) by tjs_whatnot
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The West Wing
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Josh Lyman/Donna Moss
Characters: Josh Lyman, Donna Moss
Summary:

There is nothing like a hospital bed to bring out the truth.


Ficlet: Close Shave (Severus/Sirius) R
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Close Shave (1467 words) by tjs_whatnot
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Sirius Black/Severus Snape
Characters: Sirius Black, Severus Snape
Additional Tags: Shaving Kink, Hurt/Comfort, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Hand Jobs, Established Relationship
Summary:

Severus likes when Sirius has a little bit of the animal in him, he's just not a fan of the scruff.


Fic: Seasons (Minerva, Poppy, Pomona and Septima) PG-13
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Seasons (9866 words) by tjs_whatnot
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Alastor Moddy/Septima Vector, Minerva McGonagall/Poppy Pomfrey
Characters: Alastor “Mad-Eye” Moody, Septima Vector, Minerva McGonagall, Poppy Pomfrey, Pomona Sprout
Summary:

A time for war and a time for peace. A time to be silent and a time to speak.


Ficlet: Good to be Scottish (McGonagall/Hooch) NC-17
Hannah Writing [Wonder Boys]
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Good to be Scottish (985 words) by tjs_whatnot
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Madam Hooch/Minerva McGonagall
Characters: Madam Hooch, Minerva McGonagall
Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Ben Wa Balls, In Public
Summary:

Surely she knows better than to bet against the Scottish National Quidditch team. Perhaps, she wanted to lose...


Ficlet: In for a Knut... (Ron/Lavender) R
Hannah Writing [Wonder Boys]
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In for a Knut... (725 words) by tjs_whatnot
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Lavender Brown/Ron Weasley
Characters: Ron Weasley, Lavender Brown
Additional Tags: Infidelity, so very dirty wrong, POV Second Person
Summary:

You know what you are doing is wrong, just like you know that everyone who does it says the same thing. There is nothing special about your predicament, nothing extraordinary about your guilt.


Fic: The Zen of Losing Everything (MMXXL Ken/Richie) NC-17
Hannah Writing [Wonder Boys]
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The Zen of Losing Everything (4239 words) by tjs_whatnot
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Magic Mike (Movies)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Big Dick Richie/Ken (Magic Mike)
Characters: Ken (Magic Mike), Big Dick Richie
Additional Tags: Blow Jobs, Hand Jobs, Yuleporn, Porn with Feelings
Summary:

Losing everything has never been this freeing.


Ficlet: Mate's Night (Harry/Ron and Hermione) NC-17
Hannah Writing [Wonder Boys]
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Mate's Night (1612 words) by tjs_whatnot
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Harry Potter/Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger
Additional Tags: Blow Jobs, Masturbation, Accidental Voyeurism, Infidelity
Summary:

She knew most husbands—especially the truly devoted kind, the dedicated lover kind—didn't go off once a week and take another to bed. She knew most wives—especially the exceptional clever kind, the confident and self-assured kind —didn't, on discovery of these tryst, do nothing to stop it.

But she and Ron had never been most people.


Ficlet: Puppy Training (White Collar, Peter/El/Neal) PG-13
Hannah Writing [Wonder Boys]
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Puppy Training (857 words) by tjs_whatnot
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: White Collar
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Elizabeth Burke/Peter Burke/Neal Caffrey
Characters: Neal Caffrey, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke
Additional Tags: Fluff, Drunken Shenanigans
Summary:

It all starts with a night time wander...


Fic: The Placebo Effect (Neville/Hermione) PG-13
Hannah Writing [Wonder Boys]
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The Placebo Effect (4389 words) by tjs_whatnot
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Hermione Granger/Neville Longbottom, Harry Potter/Ron Weasley
Characters: Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley
Summary:

The last thing Neville wants from Harry and Ron (of all people) is advice. In fact, the only thing he really wants is a bit of luck. Liquid Luck.


Fic: Brief Reprieve (Remus, Ginny, Neville and Luna) GEN PG
Hannah Writing [Wonder Boys]
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Brief Reprieve (3832 words) by tjs_whatnot
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Remus Lupin, Neville Longbottom, Ginny Weasley, Luna Lovegood
Summary:

Remus looks at these student soldiers, at this Dumbledore's Army, and remembers when they had been children...


Fic: Listless (Ron/Remus) NC-17
Hannah Writing [Wonder Boys]
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Listless (7803 words) by tjs_whatnot
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Remus Lupin/Ron Weasley
Characters: Remus Lupin, Ron Weasley, Sirius Black, Harry Potter
Additional Tags: Age Difference, Cross-Generation Relationship, Fluff and Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Masturbation, Blow Jobs
Summary:

Remus has a list of all the reasons it won’t work.


Ficlet: None More Than Me (Eleventh Doctor) NC-17
Hannah Writing [Wonder Boys]
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None More Than Me (784 words) by tjs_whatnot
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Doctor Who (2005)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Eleventh Doctor/River Song
Characters: Eleventh Doctor
Additional Tags: Merry Month of Masturbation Challenge
Summary:

The Doctor spends some ~quality~ time with his TARDIS and his imagination.


Fic: Forever and Always (Ginny Weasley, Albus Severus/Scorpius) NC-17
Hannah Writing [Wonder Boys]
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Forever and Always (5732 words) by tjs_whatnot
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Scorpius Malfoy/Albus Severus Potter
Characters: Ginny Weasley, Albus Severus Potter, Scorpius Malfoy
Additional Tags: Masturbation, Sex Toys, Accidental Voyeurism
Summary:

Newly divorced Ginny. Weasly-Potter needs to get a new life, but first, she accidentally lives in Albus'.



Written for Daily Deviant's Kinky Kristmas.

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