Percy’s Best Lesson Fandom:
5,800Summary: "His older self had taught his younger self a language which the older self knew because the younger self, after being taught, grew up to be the older self and was, therefore, capable of teaching."
— Robert A. HeinleinWarning:
masturbation (sort of), shoddy science, sketchy understanding of how exactly the space-time continuum works.Author's Notes:
LOL so I had this idea for this story and I was super excited and was telling this friend all about it. I went into great details about all the awesome it was going to be and how it was just going to open doors to all fictions to come (seriously, there was hand gestures and everything!) And she sat there listening politely, waiting for me to finish, then she leaned over and gently broke it to me, "I don't think that's how Time-Turners work." So, yeah... thank GOD for this fandom's canon being so, what's the word? Flexible?
All of this nonsense was written for shes_gone
who said: "I feel like Percy is just really worried about knowing what he's doing when he loses his virginity, so he uses a time turner to fuck himself.
I hope you like it, sweetie. ♥♥ Thanks lelek
for being awesome, all surviving mistakes are all my own. ( Percy's Best LessonCollapse )